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My friend Matt, he was always fooling around.  I never can get him to act serious for a minute.  In class the teacher put Jon ahead of him and even though she could hear the sound of paper wrappers she couldn't tell who's eating the candy.  I told him to be careful -- he's already in a jam especially since he skipped school yesterday.  Today I was appointed captain of the boy's spelling Bee.  Joe lost, so I put him at the bottom of the list, but Dan I elevated to the top. I came in number six.  Joe was sore, he forgot about putting "i before e" and missed a few words, and I wondered: is "a i ahead of an e" always the rule?  Jo Bob, a fast kid, brought a St. Bernard to school for "show & tell", but worried it was too  big. The teacher had to reassure him, "Yes, there's enough room for him." John brought a weasel-like animal to class, it was an "ermine". This was his second pet ermine, his first pet ermine died.  His sister Lulu kept feeding it too much and then said the cat killed it, but there wasn't a mark on it.  Another boy, Jude, brought a blue humming bird, and I have never seen a humming bird as big as it was.  A kid named Gene also brought a blue humming bird, but they are easy to tell apart, Genes is the small humming bird. Well, after school  my Dad picked me up on his way to the E-Z  Radiator repair  shop.  When he saw Matt coming with me, he whispered, "who is this creep?" "He's," I answered "just a class mate." At the radiator shop the man said we need a new radiator and my Dad said, "OK". He had to admit it uses a lot of water.  The repairman was a real character, he was drinking some beer he said he brews himself & eating a ham sandwich he call a "Ham a-la-chives" as he watched the horse races on TV.  He was complaining because his horse was losing as we watched and  saw some old hag gaining on his sorry horse.  I was thinking to myself, "Well isn't that just too bad," I, a horse lover, could have told that seeing his horse.  Then he even told us how he hated radiator repair work because he felt like he was just in a rut here at the shop.  Then he asked me, "What  would it be if I just upped and quit this place one day?"  "A big Co. loss", I answered.  I knew that's what he wanted to hear.  Well, I must say the whole thing was a most  interesting revelation.

         

  

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          My friend (Matt, he w)as always fooling around.  I never can

          get him to (act s)erious for a minute.  In class the teacher

          put (Jon ah)ead of him and even though she could hear the

          sound of paper wrappers she couldn't tell w(hos ea)ting the

          candy.  I told him to be careful -- he's already in a (jam

          es)pecially since he skipped school yesterday.  Today I was

          appointed captain of the boys spelling Bee.  (Joe l)ost, so

          I put him at the bottom of the list, but (Dan I el)evated to

          the top. I came in (number s)ix.  Joe was sore, he forgot

          about putting "i before e" and missed a few words, and I

          wondered:(is "a i ah)ead of an e" always the rule?  (Jo

          B)ob, a fast kid, brought a St. Bernard to school for "show

          & tell", but worried it was too  big. The teacher had to

          reassure him, "Y(es, ther)e's enough room for him." (John)

          brought a weasel-like animal to class, it was an "ermine".

          This was his (second pet er)mine, his (first pet er)mine

          died.  His sister Lu(lu ke)pt feeding it too much and then

          said the cat killed it, but there wasn't a (mark) on it. 

          Another boy, (Jude,) brought a blue humming bird, and I have

          never see(n a hum)ming bird as big as it was. A kid named

          Gene also brought a blue humming bird, but they are easy to

          tell apart, (Genes is) the small humming bird. Well, after

          school my Dad picked me up on his way to the (E-Z  Ra)diator

          repair shop.  When he saw Matt coming with me, he whispered,

          "who is this cre(ep?" "He's," I ans)wered "just a class

          mate." At the radiator shop the man said we need a new

          radiator and my Dad said, "OK". He had to admi(t it us)es a

          lot of water.  The repairman was a real character, he was

          drin(king s)ome beer he said (he brews) himself & eating a

          ham sandwich he call a "Ha(m a-la-chi)ves" as he watched the

          horse races on TV.  He was complaining because his horse was

          losing as we watched and saw some old (hag gai)ning on his

          sorry horse.  I was thinking to myself, "Well isn't that

          just to(o bad," I, a h)orse lover, could have told that

          seeing his horse.  Then he even told us how he hated

          radiator repair work because he felt like he was just in a

          (rut h)ere at the shop.  Then he asked me, "What would it be

          if I just upped and quit this place one day?"  "A big (Co.

          loss", I ans)wered.  I knew that's what he wanted to hear. 

          Well, I must say the whole thing was (a mos)t interesting

          (revelation).

         

 

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